chinese fortune cookies

i'm always slightly amused at the quaint little sayings found in fortune cookies.... most of the time they range from the mundane - "A new business venture is about to begin" to the promising - "You shall set foot on many shores."

Here are three of the latest I have gotten:

The mysterious side of your nature makes you most alluring. (which side?? alluring to whom??)

Answer just what your heart prompts you. (within context this one was a bit scary!)

Time is the wisest counselor. (a good and timely reminder!)

So, remember, if you are in need of some solid advice.... go out for chinese food, but be sure to leave some room for the inclusive dessert cookie with a message.